Tarbodkon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish faun.

Tarbodkon created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tarbodkon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tarbodkon, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tarbodkon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tarbodkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never paint your hands black.

5. Pray towards the west.