Damgidcun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, calm centaur.

Damgidcun created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Damgidcun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Damgidcun, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Damgidcun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Damgidcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. You must pray to Damgidcun seven times a day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.