Monflambop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Monflambop created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monflambop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Monflambop, he will destroy your home planet.

Monflambop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Monflambop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never feed lots of figs to foxes while wearing orange rings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.