Bifquagsan is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, grumpy
gorilla.
Bifquagsan created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifquagsan, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bifquagsan, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Bifquagsan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Bifquagsan's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Bifquagsan on top of all buildings.
4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.