Lenomtfab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic grasshopper.

Lenomtfab created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Lenomtfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenomtfab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Lenomtfab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lenomtfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not keep six capybaras in a large pit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help porpoises in need.