Nillnakkim is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful
porpoise.
Nillnakkim created tapeworms five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nillnakkim, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Nillnakkim, he will come to you in dreams.
Nillnakkim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Nillnakkim's Holy Commandments1. Never write about fluid mechanics.
2. Always help turtles in need.
3. Do not wear gray clothing.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.