Dumnanget is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive aardvark.

Dumnanget created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Dumnanget, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumnanget, she will strike you with lightening.

Dumnanget's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dumnanget's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Do not keep five moths in a large pit.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sprint near monkeys.