Gubrultad is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient wolf.

Gubrultad created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubrultad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gubrultad, she will turn you into a plant.

Gubrultad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gubrultad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to dolphins while wearing brown kilts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide if six eagles approach from the west.