Rullnarlbid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish wyrm.

Rullnarlbid created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullnarlbid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullnarlbid, he will not care at all.

Rullnarlbid's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rullnarlbid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine horses approach from the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Always help frogs.