Quartflyfatmut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud wren.

Quartflyfatmut created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Quartflyfatmut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quartflyfatmut, he will turn you into a sheep.

Quartflyfatmut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Quartflyfatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dolphins.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Hide from pink rats for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not hurt porpoises.