Zodtithen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust tortoise.

Zodtithen created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodtithen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zodtithen, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zodtithen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zodtithen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always obey Zodtithen's priests.

4. Hide from indigo seals for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about fire.