Bugmapquill Larphogfot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sapient squid.

Bugmapquill Larphogfot created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugmapquill Larphogfot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bugmapquill Larphogfot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bugmapquill Larphogfot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bugmapquill Larphogfot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bugmapquill Larphogfot first in all things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry ducks.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.