Ligfub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, loving hare.

Ligfub created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligfub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ligfub, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ligfub's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ligfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing brown corsets.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about moons.