Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, quiet lion.

Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Lopmetfodvigkimyattgidarp on top of all buildings.