Gongidrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, fast hydra.

Gongidrutt created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gongidrutt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gongidrutt, she will turn you into a slug.

Gongidrutt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gongidrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide if eight doves approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.