Nibrulsis is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, pitiless fairy.

Nibrulsis created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibrulsis, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nibrulsis, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nibrulsis' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nibrulsis' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry whales.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Nibrulsis in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibrulsis.

5. Never talk about spacetime.