Parkgem is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty jellyfish.

Parkgem created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkgem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkgem, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Parkgem's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Parkgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Parkgem on top of important buildings.