Hadponfarn Fadsugbunpig Kopwanbif is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able bear.

Hadponfarn Fadsugbunpig Kopwanbif created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Hadponfarn Fadsugbunpig Kopwanbif, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadponfarn Fadsugbunpig Kopwanbif, she will turn you into a sheep.

Hadponfarn Fadsugbunpig Kopwanbif's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hadponfarn Fadsugbunpig Kopwanbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always wear purple.