Somsanhen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid human.

Somsanhen created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Somsanhen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Somsanhen, he will turn you into a sheep.

Somsanhen's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Somsanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Somsanhen in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must pray to Somsanhen eight times a day.

4. Never talk about dark matter near goats while wearing turquoise kilts and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the north.