Fosstigdab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-knowing hamster.

Fosstigdab created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fosstigdab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosstigdab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fosstigdab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fosstigdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.