Bamyoggumgubsog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humorless butterfly.

Bamyoggumgubsog created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamyoggumgubsog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bamyoggumgubsog, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bamyoggumgubsog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bamyoggumgubsog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bamyoggumgubsog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamyoggumgubsog.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.