Sandhigquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing wasp.

Sandhigquam created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhigquam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandhigquam, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sandhigquam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sandhigquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet cyan.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Worship no other gods but Sandhigquam.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.