Fudgidruttyik is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, wise wasp.

Fudgidruttyik created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgidruttyik, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fudgidruttyik, he will remove you from existence.

Fudgidruttyik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fudgidruttyik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fudgidruttyik.

2. Never think about spacetime near gulls while wearing green hats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your face.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.