Dotnuttdid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional hydra.

Dotnuttdid created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dotnuttdid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dotnuttdid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dotnuttdid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dotnuttdid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Dotnuttdid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. You must love Dotnuttdid.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.