Honbamcat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental mongoose.

Honbamcat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honbamcat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Honbamcat, she will turn you into a dog.

Honbamcat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Honbamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed melons to doves while wearing corsets.