Dincumhub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable mole.

Dincumhub created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dincumhub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dincumhub, he will turn you into a rock.

Dincumhub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dincumhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head cyan.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Retreat if four capybaras approach from the east.

4. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing indigo rings and balancing five silver spheres on your feet.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.