Satvonknull is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent wren.

Satvonknull created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Satvonknull, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Satvonknull, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Satvonknull's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Satvonknull's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five snails approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Satvonknull loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.