Pib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil octopus.

Pib created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pib's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide from purple ducks for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.