Stermotflatxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent mouse.

Stermotflatxuck created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stermotflatxuck, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stermotflatxuck, it will curse you with boils.

Stermotflatxuck's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Stermotflatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Feed all hungry cats.