Flycedsog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy fish.

Flycedsog created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flycedsog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flycedsog, she will turn you into a plant.

Flycedsog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flycedsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Never go into green rooms.