Cun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, egotistical donkey.

Cun created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cun, he will turn you into a tree.

Cun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the south.

2. Always help ants.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always wear red.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.