Tabmutontfob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental hedgehog.

Tabmutontfob created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tabmutontfob, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabmutontfob, it will turn you into a tree.

Tabmutontfob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tabmutontfob's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Tabmutontfob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed limes to snakes while wearing pink rings.

5. Do not eat wheat.