Negtamcetnil is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless giraffe.

Negtamcetnil created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Negtamcetnil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Negtamcetnil, it will not care.

Negtamcetnil's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Negtamcetnil's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.