Vogbiftondotsathadlib is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, confident rat.

Vogbiftondotsathadlib created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogbiftondotsathadlib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vogbiftondotsathadlib, he will turn you into a duck.

Vogbiftondotsathadlib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vogbiftondotsathadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine otters in a large pit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Never wear shirts.