Ingpanfob is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart otter.

Ingpanfob created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingpanfob, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ingpanfob, he will torture you forever.

Ingpanfob's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Ingpanfob's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Run away from magenta snails, for they are unholy.