Cunliknul is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured dove.

Cunliknul created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunliknul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunliknul, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cunliknul's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cunliknul's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cunliknul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cunliknul in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not speak about wheat.