Fenrildub is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful
hummingbird.
Fenrildub created time and space six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fenrildub, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fenrildub, it will make you grow a tail.
Fenrildub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.
Fenrildub's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt mice.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Fenrildub loves badgers, so they must be honoured.
5. Never look in ponds.