Bellsigquillraktarmut Negbomvin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying troll.

Bellsigquillraktarmut Negbomvin created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsigquillraktarmut Negbomvin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bellsigquillraktarmut Negbomvin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bellsigquillraktarmut Negbomvin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bellsigquillraktarmut Negbomvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never hurt sharks.