Bagsatwot is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident frog.

Bagsatwot created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Bagsatwot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bagsatwot, she will destroy your home solar system.

Bagsatwot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bagsatwot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.