Cipzenyatmutyathiggebtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart hydra.

Cipzenyatmutyathiggebtetti created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipzenyatmutyathiggebtetti, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipzenyatmutyathiggebtetti, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cipzenyatmutyathiggebtetti's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cipzenyatmutyathiggebtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look after injured doves.