Xucmotcat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane dugong.

Xucmotcat created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Xucmotcat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xucmotcat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xucmotcat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Xucmotcat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucmotcat.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.