Budnabfit Vigfligloop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent chicken.

Budnabfit Vigfligloop created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budnabfit Vigfligloop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budnabfit Vigfligloop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Budnabfit Vigfligloop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Budnabfit Vigfligloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.