Jopbassmis is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, selfish hedgehog.

Jopbassmis created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopbassmis, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jopbassmis, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jopbassmis' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jopbassmis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always obey Jopbassmis' priests.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.