Buddubqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless hydra.

Buddubqueeg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Buddubqueeg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Buddubqueeg, it will make you grow a tail.

Buddubqueeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Buddubqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Buddubqueeg loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.