Logbabquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, weak wyvern.

Logbabquaf created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbabquaf, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Logbabquaf, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Logbabquaf's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Logbabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.