Mobtadjonomt is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witty wasp.

Mobtadjonomt created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobtadjonomt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobtadjonomt, he will turn you into a rat.

Mobtadjonomt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mobtadjonomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if eight doves approach from the south.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.