Bedfarsid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing hummingbird.

Bedfarsid created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfarsid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bedfarsid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bedfarsid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bedfarsid's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Bedfarsid on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.