Flagwondap is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, strong sheep.

Flagwondap created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagwondap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flagwondap, she will not care.

Flagwondap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flagwondap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.