Wonsankabfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless wombat.

Wonsankabfem created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wonsankabfem, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wonsankabfem, he will turn you into a hamster.

Wonsankabfem's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wonsankabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to squirrels while wearing turquoise shorts.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never talk about black holes.