Minligdud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy butterfly.

Minligdud created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minligdud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Minligdud, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Minligdud's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Minligdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ants.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the south.

5. Minligdud loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.